I am Völva Licious, and I'm so happy to be here. Aug 28th 2021, 1:47am OMG! I'm crying. I had no idea this exists. I see myself as an action figure. There are no words. This is what I want. Thank you. Völva Licious She's not a doll, she is an action figure. Her pronouns are she, her, and degenerate skank.